Assignment 1

*Note: Explicit Content. Parental Guidance.

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Assignment 1
How to avoid a 14-year-old damn fucking spoilt brother who has never-ending fucked-up nonsense who of course stays under the same roof and unfortunately in the same room. How to stop parents from spoiling him further?

Answer[Part1]:
Whenever the 14 yr old starts being a spoilt brat and obstruct you from getting things done your way, do this:

1. Break down and sob. Continue for 15seconds.

2. Start starring at the 14yr old hardly. Think of your anger.

3. All of a sudden, Scream. Scream and vent your anger. Let it all out. ( you can kick and go crazy, as crazy as possible)

4. Pull your hair, act all stressed up, pour out all your sorrows, start mubbling and talking to yourself while sobbing.

5. End it with a Hard Stare for 30 secs. Sobbing and breathing hardly.

By the end of this session, the 14yr old will be stunned and realise how serious it is. He will be speechless and scared.
The effect of this session can last for a one week if you continue to act strangely to keep up the session.

*Remember. You can only do this ONCE, so pick the right moment to do it. This will help to increase the effect of this session.

*Warning: The 14yr old will think that you are either under depression or going crazy. If it happens, you are successful, If not, do more drastic movements. Best to avoid doing this session when adults are around, it will hinder your performance.

More solutions coming up soon...

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Some of you may know, I've changed my haircut. But I wanna change it back now. My mom and brother says i look rounder in this haircut. Curious?

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Bangs, and very faint red highlights.

(went for touchup, so its obvious now.)

One more week.

Time is ticking too quickly. Chinese New Year is here and I haven even finish shopping yet! Its my first this year, so unprepared for CNY. The decors are not even up at home!

BCA's elearning is dammit AssHolic!! Sb spent 1+hr helping me out with SAM. Then, there were 6qns not done and he exited. I didnt know I cld launch qn by qn, so I redo the entire thing! I ended up stuck on 2 qns! No. 15 and No.16! Stuck for 4 Hours! From 12 midnight! I feel like killing somebody already!!

The program is damn Stuck Up lahx. You have to Super Precise in order to complete each exercise. Its is Case Sensitive, Punctuation Sensitive, Space Sensitive, and it doesnt tell u or hint to u which part of ur work is wrong!! Its because of these small little unimportant things that stalled my time!!

Totally Furious.

What's wrong?

Everyone's tagboard is faulty. Somehow shan has no tagboard, yk's tagboard has an error on it. I can't TAG!

Is it just me? Or does everyone else have the same problems as me? Can you people please give me an explanation?

Enlightenment? Hard to tell.

I dont know what the hell happend, but I just felt like "28th Jan" wasn't that great afterall.

It started just an hour ago, when I was reminiscing the past. I found one of "13th Jan's" (a more personal name) photo in his friend's friendster account. I was totally disgusted, it was just like what I've expected "13th Jan" would turn out to look like now.

I compared the younger "13th Jan" and the present "13th Jan", and I was all of a sudden enlightened. "13th Jan" doesn't look as georgeous anymore. The younger "13th Jan" was more innocent and normal. The present "13th Jan" just makes me feel like "13th Jan" is trying to become one of the baddies. I detest puffers.

I know I've been saying this for all these years, but what's so good about the present "13th Jan"? Dwelling in the past won't get me anywhere. Besides, even if you offer me a young "13th Jan", I would probably reject it too. I dont fancy teenager wannabes(I'm 17 going on 18, don't categorise me under TeenWannabes, I'm way pass that line).

I really dont understand myself. I dont understand how a girl's brain works. Its too complicated. I bet within a few more weeks, I will start brooding over this "13th Jan" topic again.

I guess it won't stop until I've found something better and more worthy than "13th Jan".

It ain't so unlucky...

Today is a pretty dull day. Nothing much.

After lesson and project work, I went out with cw, sb, yk and kewei.
I've pon'd astro for 2 months and 1 week.

Had dinner @ v8 and saw 2 different kinds of shuai ge. One had a really cool hair and a cute badboy face. The other had a good boy decent looking face, tall and probably hunky.
Cw said I was being desperate, but I disagree, cuz whenever I see a cute guy, I will go crazy for a while and then forget all about him.
ok, not exactly forget totally, but i wont go crazy anymore. Its not a crime to spot shuai ges wat. Mayb I'm single for too long. Wahahaha!!

Watching WWE backdated Wrestlemania now. Triple H vs Batista. Triple H is bleeding profusely now. So disgusting. Wonder how can my kor be a fan. sigh

In all 17 years, I've only experienced one unlucky Friday the 13th. The rest were dull Friday the 13th's.

Replay

I would love to replay my life.

But would anything change for the better?

Now I dont even feel like living. Its too tiring to go on.

Feel like sleeping forever, never waking up.

I will....

I will never forget 28January. 24days later.

This year, 1 day after 28January will be chinese new year. Counting down.

The 1st day of 2006

This is how I spent my first day of the year 2006.

Elementians had planned a picnic at the Bontanical Gardens at 4pm. We reached at 5pm.
Zhiwei, Elaine, Yunshan and I met up first at Gleneagles Hospital. Felicia's mom drove her in.
The four of us walked in from the side gate. Felicia dropped off at the National Park Headquarters, which is near the other end of the park. We chose to go to her and let her wait comfortably for us in the shelter.

It started raining when we barely walked 100meters. Elaine opend up her beach mat(which we were gonna use as a 'picnic' mat) and sheltered the 4 of us. Half way through, the mat started to leak on us! lolx. It was a woven mat, so there were holes large enough for water molecules to seep through. We were slightly wet on the top but our jeans were wet from knees down. So, we seeked shelter at a nearby souvenier shop.

The rain got heavier and we can't keep Felicia waiting. We decided to use two layers of the beach mat(the other one was shan's). Then, a family stopped us in the middle of the pouring rain to ask for directions. I was totally pissed, like they r so inconsiderate, cant they see that our shelter is totally not fullproof(dunno how to spell) at all!! Because of that, the rain reached my Ass!!

We got lost along the way, and ended up reaching NP Headquarters totally drench from head to toe inside out! The breeze was chilling our bones(冷到骨头里面), we were all shivering. We decided to juz sit down in the shelter and start our picnic. we chatted for 2 hours and spent another hour taking photos.

We sumd up our 2005 by telling each other our best moments and worse days of 2005. Last year was a pretty quiet year, as compared to previous other years. So, things did get better last year, but will it continue to improve this year?

Then, we walked out of the Botanical Gardens singing and we accompanied Felicia to Orchard MRT, still singing. After parting with Felicia, we walked to our bus stop singing. We only stopped when we got on the bus.

I finally got home, smelling like dirty laundry, or as Elaine says, like nature, I went straight to the bathroom to take a hot shower.

Wettest New Year ever, but I enjoyed myself. I'm glad I started my year with the Elementians, this may be a good year afterall.

For details of the New Year Party at Geraint's place, go to shan's blog and read it up.

To the rest of the world...

Happy New Year! May 2006 be a more fulfilling year for all of you!!

Cant be bothered msging, the lines are flooded, so is my hp. Dont see the point in joining the sms congestion.

Thanks Geraint for the party! Your house is Gigantically Gorgeous!! Although you might not see this.

Thanks to the people who turned up at the party! Thanks for not pang seh'ing the party!! Have a Wonderful Year Ahead!!

Hope to have a better Chinese New Year!!

Thank You Yunshan!

I've got the best Xmas Gift ever!!! All thanks to Yunshan!!!

Thank you Elaine for your so beautiful pen and cup!! I think I will use it, as long as I can keep it without damaging the feather and butterfly. oh, n I might use that cup to realli drink alchohol, seems quite cool.

You will never guess what Yunshan gave me! OMG! Love it to bits! I realli owe her Big Time!!! well, when yunshan and elaine kept telling me how Huge this present was to me, I was realli stumped. But when cw also felt the craziness of this gift, I suspected that what if... what if it was related to M? Like a signature, an essay, note, letter, composition by M? I mean, since recently that is the biggest thing I went crazy over, like ever since I found M again.

Hmm... even though I do not have memories of M, I have this present to keep with me until I die. And when I grow old, I shall show my children, my grandchildren, my great grandchildren what they should like/should be like.

AND I will tell them to thank my friend Xu Yunshan and bless her for as long as it can be. She has been a really good girl this year and I will make sure Santa gives her a Bombastic Present next year, otherwise I will smack his ASS until his elves surrender. And I will spend the most money ever on Yunshan's birthday.

Thank you so much!! This entry is for you! Just for you!! I wanna tell the whole world How Lucky it is to have known you!!!

Muacks!!!
Love You!!!