Assignment 1

*Note: Explicit Content. Parental Guidance.

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Assignment 1
How to avoid a 14-year-old damn fucking spoilt brother who has never-ending fucked-up nonsense who of course stays under the same roof and unfortunately in the same room. How to stop parents from spoiling him further?

Answer[Part1]:
Whenever the 14 yr old starts being a spoilt brat and obstruct you from getting things done your way, do this:

1. Break down and sob. Continue for 15seconds.

2. Start starring at the 14yr old hardly. Think of your anger.

3. All of a sudden, Scream. Scream and vent your anger. Let it all out. ( you can kick and go crazy, as crazy as possible)

4. Pull your hair, act all stressed up, pour out all your sorrows, start mubbling and talking to yourself while sobbing.

5. End it with a Hard Stare for 30 secs. Sobbing and breathing hardly.

By the end of this session, the 14yr old will be stunned and realise how serious it is. He will be speechless and scared.
The effect of this session can last for a one week if you continue to act strangely to keep up the session.

*Remember. You can only do this ONCE, so pick the right moment to do it. This will help to increase the effect of this session.

*Warning: The 14yr old will think that you are either under depression or going crazy. If it happens, you are successful, If not, do more drastic movements. Best to avoid doing this session when adults are around, it will hinder your performance.

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