Thursday, April 06, 2006

Movie Review

I miss those time when I had to write Book Reviews/Movie Reviews for holiday homework. Since my holiday i halfway till the end, and I've watched 5movies within 3nights. Now, I have too many thoughts to share.

Parental Advisory. The following content contains matured writings. Please do not hesistate to stop reading and proceed to the next entry, "IS Module Enrollement System is such an ASSHOLE!!"



Movie Title:
1. American Pie
2. American Pie 2
3. American Pie: The Wedding
4. American Pie: Band Camp
5. Patch Adams

Summary:
1. American Pie
It's all about 5 high school senoirs, with one horny non-virgin bastard, who needs to have sex by their Prom night, due to peer pressure. They cannot go to college still a virgin.
First, they plan on how to get a date on Prom night. Then, finally prom comes, and the big night comes. Everyone manage to lose their virginity that night and are all ready for their new college life.

2. American Pie 2
The continuation of American Pie. These 4 college newbies finally finished one semester in their own respective College. They finally get together during the summer holidays. They discussed about...(school, yea right~)... their sex life in college. Well, they needed something really happening to increase their reputation in the college, so they planned on a by the beach chalet party bash to let people notice these 4 dudes' existence. They can't afford a big cool party, so they invited the horny non-virgin bastard, Steven Stiffler, who will provide the $$$ for the party.
One of the dudes, Jim, found who he really love, a band geek, Michelle, and the movie ended with a really sweet ending.

3. American Pie: The Wedding
The continuation of American Pie 2. Jim and Michelle decides to tie the knot. The 3 friends help Jim to give Michelle her perfect wedding. Steven Stiffler once again is the clown of the show. In the end, Jim and Michelle is officially married and Steve Stiffler turns out to be a thoughtful bastard.

4. American Pie: Band Camp
The cast of this "American Pie" is no longer the 4 friends. This time, the spotlight is on Steven Stiffler's younger brother, Matthew Stiffler. Matt is like a younger version of Steve in high school. One day, Matt gets into trouble for playing a prank on the seniors' graduation band performance and gets punished by joining the band camp.
In band camp, Matt wanted to gain Steve's approval by filming "Band Geeks Stripping". He gains the trust of the band members and falls in love with the band major and his junior high 'friend', Elise. Elise found out about the "Band Geeks Stripping" video, Matt ruin her chances of getting the scholarship by accidentally pranking the band in the competition.
Matt was enlightened, he no longer wanna be like Steve, he tries to win Elise back. Happily Ever After.

5. Patch Adams
I watched this show to wash the sex and naked breasts out of my brains. It's this guy named Hunter Patch Adams who was one day enlightened by a mentally disabled patient. He wants to become a doctor to touch lives and help people. He goes throught ordeals in the School of Medicine. Finally, he graduates from the school and help enrich lives.

My Thoughts
I realise that in the American Pie series, it's always the girls who strip. The guys only show their ass. Thank god, there's no genitals shown in these movies.

The first 2 series are really lame. The story line revolves around sex. It's really childish.

The 3rd one has a decent storyline. The body is boring, but the ending is really sweet.

My favourite one is the last series. The Band Camp. It's very much like a Teen Flick for guys. Not much nudity, alot of 'turn over a new leaf' kind of scenes. The actor has pretty eyes. There are sweet innocent love scenes for me to drool over. Girls like me love sweet innocent dating scenes.

Well, I needed something more intelligent. So I chose Patch Adams. Derived from a true story, about enlightening others and great deeds.

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